walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
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the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
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Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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