Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
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Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
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Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
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