Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
Randomize
