I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
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Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
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They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
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You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
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