she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
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A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
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Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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