Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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