seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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