i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
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and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
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i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
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