I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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