i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
third nipple confirmed
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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