walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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