NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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