Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
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