If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
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