Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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