are you so shy because you have an std?
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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