had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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