9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
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