I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
It was my first time buying condoms at the liquor store... I was nervous and there were quite a few people, so I tried to do it as quickly and quietly as possible. When I got to the Indian cashier, he took one look at them and said loudly, "Ohhh you gonna get it on tonight, ah?!"
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Send help, water and tortillas.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
Randomize
