with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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