I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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