You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
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Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
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He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
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I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I supernannyed him into submission
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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