gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
Randomize
