Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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