i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
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yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
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What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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