Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
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