Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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