I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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