The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
Randomize