why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
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The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
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I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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