he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
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So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
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Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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