Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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