I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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