Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
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