hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
I think weed is turning my hair brown
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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