you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
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