he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
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I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
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He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
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