Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
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but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
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You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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