If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
Randomize