Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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