Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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