my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
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Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
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i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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