your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
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he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
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I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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