So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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