i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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