Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
I have already put on my inside pants.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
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