How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
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