Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
Randomize
