Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
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Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
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so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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