This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
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She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
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How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
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