if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
Seriously, I was a high class hooker. I was snorting shit Rachel, white powder, lines formed with credit cards, the dudes house was beautiful. Magnum condom. Adorable puppy dog. Pretty sure at some point I was sleeping on a washing machine. Boxing Gloves.
Those were the highlights of my night.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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