I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
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She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
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Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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