Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
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