dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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