we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
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I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
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It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
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