gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
Randomize
