Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
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